Sunday, June 18, 2006

Train Wreck

I was thinking about avoiding an easy target such as Brittany, but I just can't help myself. Especially as she brought it upon herself, as she wanted to do her own hair and makeup and ended up looking like a clown wearing a rat's nest. This poor girl needs a serious makeover ASAP, there are tons of flattering maternity dresses out there, she could have worn a cute jersey wrap dress in a fun color and looked about 100 times better. Back when her image was completly fake and every detail was managed by a team of publicists she was much better off, how can she not realize this. Brittany, not even Madonna loves you anymore, get a haircut, get your ass to the gym and start using condoms.