Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Ten Reasons Online Dating Sucks

Since I'm single again, I decided to try and focus on my future and provide myself with some distraction with a little Match.com. After one day here's how I feel about the whole thing:

Ten Reasons Online Dating Sucks

1. Getting contacted by someone who obviously didn't read your profile, ie they don't want kids and you definitely do.
2. Being viewed by someone cute, but then they don't message you.
3. Wanting to go to said cute person's profile to see if they've been online recently, but knowing they would know.
4. Guys who are 37 looking for women 21-28.
5. Knowing that coworkers, exes and random acquaintances could come across your profile.
6. Getting a page of great results, except none of them have been online in 3+ weeks.
7. People who have two neck up selfies with sunglasses on and that's it.
8. Winks, nudges, pokes, etc. We're not even in person and you're so wussy you can't send a message?
9. People who love to have fun, spend time with friends and laugh... yeah, because most people hate that stuff.
10.Online dating sucks. But dying alone is worse.

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