Thursday, October 03, 2013

Ten Reasons Long Distance Sucks

I loved making my Top Ten Reasons Online Dating Sucks post, so here's another! I obviously read too much Buzzfeed...

Ten Reasons Long Distance Sucks

1. People secretly (or not so secretly...) thinking you are doomed to fail.
2. Beginning to find your monitor or phone disturbingly attractive.
3. You can't protect or take care of them in real-time.
4. Being the third (or fifth or seventh) wheel when you go out with friends.
5. Instead of going out and doing cool activities, date night is now Skyping on your couch in sweats.
6. Emojis do not take the place of tone and body language.
7. The bottle glass of wine you have every night now makes you an alcoholic.
8. You think about buying ridiculous gadgets to make you feel closer.
9. Your phone is always dead because you check it every two seconds.
10. That moment when their plane takes off after a visit.

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